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14th-Jun-2009 08:11 am - Doggen
Bad Wolf
HAAAAAAHAHAhahahaa I've been LJ slack.

But this is just a v. v. v. quick post that I should have made yesterday, the contents of which would have read:

HAPPY FIRST BIRTHDAY RANGER <3<3
25th-May-2009 08:46 pm - Some things
Bad Wolf
1. WOW I'm getting tired of the wet-feet-at-work thing. Really, really tired of it. I was relocating sand the other day, while this miniature torrential river was flowing down the footpath, and a little gecko came past, spreadeagled over the water and just spiralling down with the flow. It was so adorable. I rescued him with my shovel and airlifted him to safety.

2. My car. My car. AUGHdahlgjfds.

3. I've just noticed that the cockatiels have been chewing on the piece of paper upon which Tyrone wrote his proposal to me. I'd be sadder, if he hadn't spilt beer on it several years ago.

4. Drunk Xie is a DIRTY DIRTY THIEF!!! >:EEEE

5. Embarrassed-and-horrified-next-day-sober Xie is adorable.

6. I've been drawing a lot this weekend, hooray! Drawing in a sketchy, relaxing, conceptual and largely geeky kind of way and it's been lovely and creative and fun. Also I'm getting more accustomed to the drawing of human figures. DUN DUN DUUUNNNN.

7. ZOMBIE SHEEP

8. How is everyone? <3
15th-Apr-2009 09:48 pm - Latin help!
Doctor smug
I love that I can turn to my wonderful flist when I want to make something intellgient and latin-sounding. Thus; can anyone help me?

I want some text that would basically translate to 'Safari of the Obscure'; for a 'global safari of obscure animals'. The word 'safari' itself can remain as it is, so what I really want is the correct way to say... 'of the obscure'. Yeah. If that's even possible.

I love you guys, y'know.

(PS. Brockwell is having way too much fun playing the piano tonight. His music is all very dark and mysterious.)
Happy
So, we're walking along the back perimeter track together. One of us is holding a bucket, the other is holding a rope attached to a large, friendly camel. The rain is barely a drizzle, more like a mist in the air, and when the sun pokes out between clouds and lights up the droplets, the world is beautiful.

"You know, there's an old Japanese legend that says that whenver there's a sunshower, it means a fox is getting married."
"...you really believe that?"
"You're not meant to! It's a legend. A myth. Like, a superstition. You just imagine it, and it makes the world a little bit more... magical."
"Yeah, well. Did you know that every time a... a... leaf. Falls. It means a... whale. Is... dancing."
"And isn't that just a beautiful mental picture?"
"... ...yeah."
"See?"
"I bet you believe it, still."
"What, that somewhere out there right now a little fox groom with his little fox wife are standing there, listening to the ceremony being conducted by a little fox priest..?"
"No, no, no.."
"What?"
"The priest isn't a fox. A fox wouldn't be a priest!"
"What!?"
"No, seriously. The priest is... something... the priest is an owl. An owl would be marrying the foxes."
"... ...so typical."
3rd-Apr-2009 09:46 pm(no subject)
MADNESS
Dear LJ,

Yesterday it wouldn't stop raining. FOR EVER. The kangaroos nearly washed away.
Today I got a leech on me!!

The end.

PS. Ranger just came in and the expression on his face was something like; "Hi mum! You like wet dogs, right!? :D"
25th-Mar-2009 10:53 am - OH NOES
Wibble
Dear readers,

I have suffered complete identity-loss amnesia. Please fill in the blanks. Tell me who I am! I trust you, my friends, to tell me only the truth and to steer me in the right direction.

[I caught the illness from [info]goblinpaladin. I suspect it may spread. Please be careful.]
10th-Mar-2009 08:51 pm - Me, me!
MADNESS
So a whiiiiile ago the illustrious [info]cutselvage did a meme in which she was given five topics by the-one-who-memed-before-her upon which she would expand in an entry of the LJ. I'm finally getting around to actually expanding upon the topics she subsequently gave me, and, in the spirit of memes, hereby offer to present anyone who is bored or otherwise willing with five topics of their own! My topics and paragraphs of thought pertaining to those topics are as follow:

1. Nighteyes

Easily my favourite character who features in the 'Farseer' and 'Tawny Man' trilogies by Hobin Hobb, and I'd be lying if I said that the fact that he happens to be a wolf had nothing to do with it (but not everything!). Everyone who I know of that has read the books agrees that Nighteyes is a fantastic character, even if they don't share my Great Fondness for Wolves. Despite being an animal bonded to a human in a world where such a bond is largely reviled and mistrusted, Nighteyes is probably one of the most level-headed characters in the novels, and one of the few that doesn't leave you perpetually pulling out your hair and screaming "WHY OH GOD WHYYYY!?!!". He's smart, loyal, honest, and lives for the day, and if I was a wolf I might want to marry him.

2. Dingoes

...I could go on for hours, hours, hoooouuuurs about dingoes. First and foremost, they're one of the most misunderstood creatures on the earth. There are two general opinions people seem to have of them, at complete opposite ends of the spectrum and both very, very wrong. There's the 'big bad wolf' image, closely associated with the 'dingo ate my baby' phenomenon (my opinion? I don't honestly know enough about the case to give an authoritative response, but I do believe if it was an animal that took the baby, it's far more likely to have been a hybrid), and then there's the people who believe a dingo must be 'just like a normal dog'. Now, the phrase 'normal dog' in itself gets my hackles up- because seriously, what the hell is a 'normal dog'? The domestic dog, canis lupus familiaris, comes in so many varieties- shapes, sizes, colours, builds, purposes, personalities... that it is just plain ludicrous to conceive of an 'average' dog that is 'normal'. Though I get the feeling most people, when they say 'normal dog', mean something like the classic, lay-by-the-fire 'man's best friend', probably in the shape of a labrador or a beagle or a border collie. Which I can assure you, the dingo is nothing like. They are a shy animal, naturally fearful of anything that could pose a threat to it- in general, anything bigger than it and/or unfamiliar to it. They don't regard humans as natural prey, and in natural circumstances will go out of their way to avoid having anything to do with human beings. They're not vicious, they're not aggressive, and they're not scary. But they are wild animals, and so when human beings impose themselves upon the animal's home, and do things to change the animal's behaviour, they're asking for trouble.

Individuals can be 'tamed' or 'socialised' to the extent that they will consider humans part of their pack, but you cannot 'domesticate' a dingo. This is not, contrary to common misinformed belief, due to the fact that you could 'never trust a dingo' no matter how it's raised, that there's always the chance it could 'turn on you' or 'go savage', but in fact entirely due to the actual meaning of 'domestication'. You can tame an individual. But you domesticate a species. Domestication takes generations, choosing individuals from each generation with the traits you are looking for (in this case 'tameness') to be the only ones to breed and create the next generation. Keep going down the line, and eventually you'd get a 'domestic dingo', but you know what you've done there people? You've re-created the domestic dog. It's not a dingo anymore; by selecting for 'tameness' you will have taken away a great deal of what makes the dingo what it is. Dingoes were never brought to Australia in a 'partially domesticated' state, either, despite what many texts try to suggest. Again, individual pups might have been taken from dens and raised with families, either in SE Asia or Australia itself anything up to 5,000 years ago, but the fact is they were individuals, and when that individual died it wouldn't have been replaced with its carefully bred offspring, but simply another wild pup pulled out of the bush.

I COULD GO ON, FOLKS. THIS IS THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG.

3. Roleplaying

Roleplaying! Considered by many to be one of the geekiest hobbies in all the world, I consider it an incredibly stimulating, often thoroughly entertaining way to be creative with other people. I'm very much at home with text-based roleplay, I think largely because I've enjoyed creative writing since I was old enough to write the alphabet. Being able to build stories with like-minded people is great fun, and the entirely free-form, spontaneous nature of it is very appealing to me. 'Tabletop' roleplay can be a lot of fun too and I've got some brilliant memories surrounding them (both of the actual games themselves, and the general lunacy that seems to surround them) though they tend to need a fair bit more structure and organisation, and commitment from a set group of people.

4. Drawing/painting

Love it. First drawing I ever made, according to mum, was a knedlik (NOM NOM NOM), which I shortly afterwards decided would look much better as a kitty, and so I gave the vaguely potato-shaped blob on the page a face, whiskers, pointy ears, and a little blobby body. I still have that drawing, I know I was very small when I made it. Since then I have drawn easily thousands and thousands of other things, covering sketchbooks, reams of computer paper (I remember drawing on the old-school stuff with the little perforated strips down either side!!), on the covers of primary school work books, around high school notes, uni notes, on walls, on pads next to the phone, on napkins, in fact- it's fairly safe to say that if I see a drawing implement and an empty drawable surface near each other, I'm going to end up drawing something on it. It's less often these days that I knuckle down and actually finish a serious drawing, mainly due to my level of exhaustion during my free time these days, but it still gives me endless satisfaction to draw something nice.

Painting takes a bit more time, effort, and pre-planning. It needs more space; I usually paint on much bigger surfaces than on which I draw, and I need more room for a variety of coloured paints, brushes, pots of water, reference pictures etc etc, whereas I can draw on a scrap of paper in my lap with a single pencil while curled up on the couch. But it is very rewarding. Acrylics and watercolours are what I usually work in; acrylics something I feel like I've still got a lot to learn with (maybe one day I'll be game enough to try oils, but I'm not sure... I tend to get impatient and the incredible drying time between layers needed for oils might make that a very short lived venture), while I think I've reached a certain agreement with watercolours (at one stage the BANE OF MY ARTISTIC EXISTENCE) and generally feel very proud of what I can create with them.

Safe to say, 99% of the time my subjects in both drawings and paintings are animals.

5. The Capsized Duck

Is the name of our unofficial 'bar'. It's logo is a duck in some water, floating upside-down with its little webbed feet in the air. I think the first appearance of the Duck was actually at camp; I have a distinct memory of the early cardboard version of the bar sign hanging above the doorway of our cabin at Allawah. But it has since been upgraded to a rather fetching wooden sign, making an appearance at our engagement party (to the amusement of many guests and family members), a couple of cocktail parties, and now hangs above our kitchen doorway (to the irritation of many people coming through our kitchen). If I ever write a book and the characters go to an old school pub, it'll probably be called 'The Capsized Duck'. There's a much greater chance of that happening than me actually opening a pub myself.
1st-Mar-2009 03:49 pm - HAPPY ZM DAY.
Happy

Because Aidan reminded me, and my brain is still totally in the creative zone.


Dawg. )
28th-Feb-2009 09:52 pm - Art dump!
MADNESS
So, my creativity has been visiting some very random places lately, culminating in... these.

...yeah. )

I don't THINK this is the end of my splurge of utterly RANDOM CREATIVE BRAIN EXERCISES. I'm not sure. We'll see what tomorrow brings.
1st-Feb-2009 05:26 pm - Brainjacked
Happy
So, a scene popped into my head and hijacked my brain and wouldn't let me rest until I'd written it, so now I think I've created some fanfiction. Oh, noes. It's largely silly and goes absolutely nowhere, and there's probably only a very small and specific audience who might find the whole thing as amusing as I am. But, hey. It's my party, right?

In which the Doctor and Donna don't fight any aliens, or even go very far back in time. )
25th-Jan-2009 09:20 pm - Wot.
Bad Wolf
We went shopping today! And bought something I have never bought before! WELL I have bought it before, but not to use for its intended purpose and never in such an amount. Though the current weather prevented us from using it at all today, not that we had the energy to but then again if the weather wasn't as disgustingly humid as it is right now our energy levels may have been higher anyway....

WE GOT HOUSE PAINT.

It feels like such a grown-up thing to be planning and doing-in-the-near-future, yeah? Painting your house? But in such a fun, messy, splattery sort of way.

In lieu of being able to do any 'real media' painting, I have remembered that Photoshop works just as well regardless of the weather. Except maybe for thunderstorms, which I guess can be a bit disastrous as far as Photoshop is concerned, but fortunately that wasn't a concern today.

Art. )

PS. Oh yeah I'm walking again! WELL I start the day a bit hobbly but then my muscles seem to smooth out a bit and I can walk proper-like for a long while, then at the end of the day if I've done a LOT of walking it starts to ache a bit and I'm back to hobbling, but yeah. No more one-legged showers or painfully-slow-and-careful stair usage. And my foot is decidedly LESS blue-and-purple, I should have taken a photo while I had the chance. Oh well.
21st-Jan-2009 08:53 pm - Present!
Happy




You know who you are. This is for you!




(Also, completely unrelated, I finally caught up and have seen the conclusion of Doctor Who Season 4. And, umm, AHLAKJQJOIHSGlkjdsfkg;khlkfgh.ghb..klf...gfdflgh.)
16th-Jan-2009 09:15 am - Tankles
Wibble
So, the injury I managed to avoid throughout my childhood of climbing, jumping and running over Unsafe Surfaces has finally caught up with me.

I sprained my ankle. And what a sprain. Effing ow.

Tuesday night, playing with Ranger in the front yard, I tripped in a hole and heard an ungodly CRACK CRACK, then I was faceplanting the ground while my foot screamed worlds of pain at me. For some reason I did not want to attract the attention of the neighbours, so after a couple of pathetic cries that Tyrone definitely didn't hear from the living room, and after laying there clinging desperately to my foot for a while, I finally heaved myself up and somehow dragged myself up the stairs.

Finally I got Tyrone's attention, after I squeaked at him for help again he apparently thought I'd stepped on a nail or something and was just cut and bleeding, no big deal. So I stuck out my foot and pointed at my ankle, which at that stage looked like someone had shoved a coconut under my skin, and his eyes bugged out and he went into Panic Mode. My thoughts were pretty simple at that stage "HELP ME LIE DOWN DAMMIT AND GET ME ICE" "We don't have ice!" "PEAS IN THE FREEZER OW OW OW".

It hurt like hell and I thought I'd snapped my foot off or something.

Two hours, three x-rays and a nine pm trip to the hospital later, I'm diagnosed with a Very Very Bad Sprain and sent home with crutches, a spiffy little sock-bandage and orders for strict rest and loads of ice for at least 48 hours.

I've since learned how to play Halo.
6th-Jan-2009 10:28 pm - Barging in, on me! And myyyy guitar.
Bad Wolf
1. I went to see 'Marley and Me' yesterday, oh god. I adore the book (had it before it was cool, yo!), though of course in the way that sentimental dog books affect me, I basically bawled my way through the end of it. Last night, in the movie theater, I was justified to discover that I am not the only one. Making me cry in a movie is no huge achievement, but never before have I sat through the end of a movie to hear basically every other person in the theater sniffling and sobbing. Some poor girl was outright wailing.

Dogs, hey. Dogs freaking rule.

2. Okay, so I have a question for all you folk out there who've dealt with Latin in any way, shape or form. Let's say there's a being who's ability to think is powered by water. Say, sitting at the bottom of a waterfall and having the water flow over their head is what actually allows the thoughts to occur. What fabulous Latin term might exist or be created to describe such a being?

3. New Year's resolutions, hey? I think there's lots I want to be better at, but most especially my job. I have a lot of resolution-type-things that essentially boil down to 'do more stuff!!'. FINISH MY STORY. And I definitely want to create more arty crafty things. 'Draw/paint at least one decent thing a week' is a goal I might be able to stick to, especially if I force myself to keep tabs on it. This week, for example, I managed to get more painting done on my car. There's meerkats on the back now! I dunno. I want to compile a Grand List of Things I Want to Do/Achieve, but I think creating the list itself is... resolution enough to try and keep. Raaaaarrrrugh. I'm going to bed.
30th-Dec-2008 10:47 pm - Bye
Bad Wolf
Dunno if I'll get here tomorrow.

So, just in case, bye, '08. You were weird, hard, and I think I've done enough growing up for a while, 'k?

I'm ready for a new one, now.
25th-Dec-2008 12:28 am - To my dear flist;
Bad Wolf



MERRY (not Pippin) CHRISTMAS, BITCHES


:D


8th-Dec-2008 07:20 pm - Pupdate.
Bad Wolf



Who is this dark mysterious stranger in our house??

... )
3rd-Dec-2008 08:53 pm - Run to the water
Happy
Rumbles of thunder, crashes of lightning, dark clouds rolling in, purple and blue. Rain, cool and sweet, cutting through the scorching air, beautiful, life affirming rain. Life is marvellous.
30th-Nov-2008 10:03 pm - NOVEMBER...
Bad Wolf
...IS OVER.

And I totally won the game of NaNoWriMo.

I'm done, now.
14th-Nov-2008 08:59 pm - SID
Bad Wolf
It's been a long, painful week. Tomorrow's going to be a big day. I'm tired, but I think we're ready.

Phew.
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